40 Prayers for Atheists
Please let me have some battery left.
Please let me have the right change.
Please let them miss the penalty.
Please let them score.
Please be single.
Please don't be late.
Please don't let me forget.
Please don't make me remember.
Please let it be negative.
Please let it be positive.
Please don't change your mind.
Change your mind. Please.
Please make the sun come out.
Please make this last for ever.
Please make it stop.
Please give me a drink.
Please let there be a splash of milk left.
Please make the room stop spinning.
Please be the right answer.
Please accept our offer.
Please hurry up in there.
Please have snowed.
Please be found.
Please don't let them find me.
Please let me turn the clock back.
Please remember to put your clocks back.
Please have my size.
Please be enough petrol.
Please stay on green.
Please be open at this time.
Please let me get to sleep.
Please let me wake up.
Please let me speak.
Please let me be listened to.
Please let it be me instead.
Please be OK.
Please be the right way.
Please be mine.
Please forgive me.
Please. Let me get a signal.
This is what I would have done if I'd gone in Nexus cafe's 40 Days of Public Solitude
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