This is serious. The more scorn and contempt that is tipped on them, the less easy it is for their lobbying money to corrupt governments.
These are Christmas cracker jokes though, so get ready to groan at the low quality. I can take no praise or blame for them, they all come from the www
What do you say to a merchant banker who knocks on your door?
How much do I owe you for the pizza?
What’s the definition of optimism?
An investment banker ironing five shirts on a Sunday evening.
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but only when he's finished stacking in aisle 5.
This one is my favourite, for its brutality:
How do you get a banker out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
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